1 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:15,880 (PAINED SCREAMING IN DISTANCE) 2 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:23,640 - You OK there? - Er... 3 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:27,040 200g of goat's cheese...please. 4 00:00:27,080 --> 00:00:31,040 Oh, my God. Er... You delivered our triplets. 5 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:32,640 A couple of months ago, at St Clare's. 6 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:35,480 Er... No, I think you've got me confused, sorry. 7 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:38,080 Well, you're the absolute spit of her, I'll tell you that. 8 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:40,000 Um... 200g, right? 9 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:47,600 It is you. 10 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:49,200 Dr Shruti. 11 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:51,040 I'm really not a doctor. 12 00:00:52,160 --> 00:00:54,920 Anyway, they're, er... they're doing great. 13 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:56,400 None of us are getting any sleep, 14 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:58,640 but I guess we're not meant to, right? 15 00:00:58,680 --> 00:00:59,960 (COUPLE CHATTERING) 16 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,440 I've, erm... 17 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:04,160 ...put it through as cheddar. Third of the price. 18 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:08,440 Sorry, David, you put that through as cheddar. 19 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:11,920 Did I? Oh, I'll go and change that. 20 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:23,360 (ROCK MUSIC) 21 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:32,480 (DOOR SLAMS) 22 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:35,720 Oh. You're in. 23 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:38,200 What a lovely surprise. 24 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:41,440 Did you manage to pick up some toilet tissue? 25 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:43,800 It's just we don't usually get through it so quickly. 26 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:46,240 No, I'm sorry, I had a really mental day. 27 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:48,040 I was in theatre for seven hours. 28 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:49,560 - Anything disgusting? - Oh, yes. 29 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:52,360 This woman was running from the police, high as a kite, 30 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:55,480 and she climbs over some railings, slips 31 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:57,560 and impales herself on a metal spike. 32 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:59,920 - (EMMA GROANS) - Up inside 33 00:01:59,960 --> 00:02:02,360 and right out the front of her abdomen. 34 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:03,880 Ah, sheesh! 35 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:05,320 Sheesh kebab. 36 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:06,520 (GREG CHUCKLES) 37 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:10,000 (EMMA GASPS) What do we put our drinks on? 38 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:13,760 Sorry. I'm not used to having nice things. 39 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,200 They're not really your things, 40 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:16,840 - are they? - I'm glad that you're done. 41 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:19,240 We've barely seen you since you've been here. 42 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:22,160 How long has it been now? 33 days? 34? 43 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:23,840 I'll be out of your hair in a bit. 44 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:25,880 - Oh! When are you moving out? - No, 45 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:27,440 I mean, I have a locum shift tonight. 46 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:28,520 Oh. 47 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:30,880 But it will get me a bit closer to, er... 48 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:32,800 ...pulling together a deposit for a new flat. 49 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:34,400 - GREG: Mate... - EMMA: Well... 50 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:36,560 - Honestly, there's no hurry. - If it's just a few grand, 51 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:38,880 maybe we could lend you the money. 52 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:40,880 Oh, the shift I'm doing tonight is at your gaff. 53 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:42,520 - Oh, St Agnes's? - Since when did you start 54 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:44,040 working at private hospitals? 55 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:47,480 Oh, it's just one shift. My boss put me up for it. 56 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:49,360 For the money they're offering I can, um... 57 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:51,320 ...sell my soul for one night. 58 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:54,560 No, seriously. It really is so much nicer there. 59 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:56,120 You get what you pay for. 60 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:58,120 20 grand's quite a lot for mood lighting, 61 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:01,000 smoked-salmon sandwiches and coasters. 62 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:05,320 Mate, I know she's a strong flavour, but... 63 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:07,360 Mm-hm. 64 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,480 ...can you dial it down a bit with Emma? 65 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:11,240 This is her house as much as it is mine. 66 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:13,880 She's taken you in as a guest, which she didn't have to do. 67 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:16,280 Can you...? You know? 68 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:17,880 Point taken. 69 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:20,240 Sorry. 70 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:23,480 Just had a lot on. 71 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:27,880 Are you OK? 72 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:31,880 Yeah, I'm fine, thanks. 73 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,400 I mean, actually OK? 74 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:35,560 I said I'm fine. 75 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:37,880 Was that you being fine at your engagement party? 76 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:41,640 Well, in retrospect, it wasn't an engagement party. 77 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,040 Right. 78 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:48,440 Have they given you a date yet? For the tribunal? 79 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:50,760 Is this you trying to cheer me up? 80 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:57,360 If you ever want to chat about that, or Harry, 81 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,240 you know I'm here for you, right? 82 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:03,680 You know, I've realised something. 83 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:06,040 What's that? 84 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:09,120 I think I'm actually designed to be on my own. 85 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,440 Really? 86 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:15,600 Mm. 87 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:17,920 - I mean, c...cool, great. - Yeah, it's... 88 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:21,080 ...it's, I dunno, it's freer or something. 89 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:23,160 No-one asking me how I'm feeling all the time, 90 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:24,720 - for a start. - (GREG LAUGHS) 91 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:29,040 Single and unwilling to mingle. 92 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:31,760 EMMA: If there's going to be any "mingling", 93 00:04:31,800 --> 00:04:33,800 there's a mattress protector in the wardrobe. 94 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:38,880 Yeah, Dad, I'm just in the flat. 95 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:40,240 MUM: Tell her to send me that photo. 96 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,720 Your mum said you'd send her a photo of it. 97 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:45,600 I will do. I'm just in the dining room. 98 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:48,200 Did she get her test results yet? 99 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:49,960 Did you get your test results yet? 100 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,520 No, they've not come through yet. 101 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:53,400 There must have been a delay with marking them, 102 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:55,280 or the post or something. 103 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:57,200 Well, we're proud of you whatever happens. 104 00:04:57,240 --> 00:04:59,040 Let me speak to her. 105 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:00,600 Hey, your mum wants to speak to you. 106 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:02,480 Feels like I already have. 107 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:04,240 - Hi, Shruti. - Hi, Mum. 108 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:07,480 Have you delivered any more babies yet? 109 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:09,240 I'm sure I'll do some more tonight. 110 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:12,240 Such an amazing job you do. 111 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:14,440 - Yeah. - Are you OK? 112 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,160 Why don't you come up at the weekend? 113 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:19,080 You know I can't just come up. I'm working every day 114 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:20,440 for the next two weeks. 115 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:22,200 We will drive down one evening. 116 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:25,000 No. That's not fair on Rashmi Auntie while she's in hospital. 117 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:28,960 Look, I'm going to be late for work. 118 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:32,680 OK, well, speak to you tomorrow. 119 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:33,880 Bye. 120 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:36,680 - Love you. Bye. - DAD: Bye. 121 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:50,560 VERONIQUE: I'm just so proud, darling. 122 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,880 I'm sure it's just the start of a burgeoning private practice. 123 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:57,120 I've got one shift as a lackey at a hoity-toity hospital. 124 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:59,840 Well, the journey of a thousand miles begins with 125 00:05:59,880 --> 00:06:01,000 a single Caesarean. 126 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:02,960 I'm so glad you're focusing on work 127 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:05,080 and putting Henry behind you. 128 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:06,160 Harry. 129 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,600 Are you doing OK, darling, with all that? 130 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:09,800 Yep, fine. 131 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:12,680 I knew you would. I'm glad you've moved on quickly. 132 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,000 He just wasn't right for you, was he? 133 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:16,840 Are you wearing a smart tie? 134 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:18,880 Yeah, beau-di-ful. 135 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,640 Beau-ti-ful. Why are you dropping your Ts? 136 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:22,760 Is that some Irish thing you picked up? 137 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:25,600 - I'm here now, I'd better go. - Remember to smile. 138 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:27,360 You look so much more handsome when you... 139 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:31,520 - (PERSON YELPS) - Ooh! 140 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:33,240 Maybe don't kneecap the consultants 141 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:34,320 before you even start. 142 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:36,000 I am so sorry. 143 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:37,920 (LAUGHING) Oh, it's entirely my fault. 144 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:39,760 Are you visiting a ward here? 145 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:43,360 Actually, I'm here for a shift. My name's Adam, I'm a doctor. 146 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:44,960 Oh, wonderful! 147 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,920 I'm Serena and I'm one of the midwives. 148 00:06:47,960 --> 00:06:50,160 Really? Really good to meet you. 149 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:51,880 - Come in. - Thank you. 150 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:54,120 Do mind the railings. They've just been lacquered. 151 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:58,560 (DREAMY GUITAR MUSIC) 152 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:05,040 (CHATTER) 153 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:26,960 Excuse me. 154 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,520 Sorry, excuse me. 155 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,560 - Hi. - Do we normally do tours 156 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,280 for new mums at eight at night? 157 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:40,040 Ha! No, that's the queue for triage. Good luck. 158 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:41,800 Here, how many night shifts do you have left? 159 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:44,760 Er... Oh, it's last one tonight. 160 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:46,280 See you Monday, then, pet. 161 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:49,640 I've...taken a couple of weeks of leave, actually. 162 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:50,840 Ah, well. 163 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:52,320 Don't do anything I would. 164 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:59,600 I don't know why there's so many of them. 165 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:01,600 They all had sex nine months ago? 166 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:03,120 Something's going to go wrong. 167 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:04,960 - I can just feel it. - That's the spirit. 168 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,400 Who's the registrar tonight? 169 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:09,000 It was meant to be a locum but no-one's turned up yet. 170 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:11,120 I said something was going to go wrong. 171 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:14,360 OK. Er, well, you get onto the agency and I'll get cracking. 172 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:16,880 Is there anyone you're particularly worried about? 173 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:19,240 Er... 174 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:21,880 I'm worried about all of them, to be honest with you. 175 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:26,120 Course you are. Well, I will be in triage if you need me. 176 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:28,080 I'm not happy about only having one doctor here. 177 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:29,800 - I'm trying Adam. - (PHONE RINGS OUT) 178 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:30,840 ADAM: Hello. 179 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:33,280 Oh, hi, Adam, you're not free for a shift tonight, are you? 180 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:35,960 I'm not. Why don't you see if Pippa's ava... 181 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,880 (SHRUTI HANGS UP) 182 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:41,080 - Oh! Sorry, one more thing. - What? 183 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:42,720 There's an active shooter in the building? 184 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:43,920 Is the coffee room on fire? 185 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:48,080 One of next month's SHOs is on orientation tonight, 186 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:50,000 if you wouldn't mind showing him the ropes? 187 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:51,520 Pew-pew-pew! 188 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:54,000 (MIMICS LASER GUNS) 189 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:55,680 The more the merrier. 190 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,440 Hi, I'm Shruti. 191 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:02,160 Are you one of the midwives, love? 192 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:04,120 I'm your boss, love. 193 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:05,400 Oh. 194 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,760 I'm Al, by the way. 195 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:12,240 Er...where are we going? 196 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:14,960 So this is the main floor. 197 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:18,600 We've got four rooms and ten midwives. 198 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:20,920 Four midwives and ten rooms. 199 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:22,880 Oh, you mean that, sorry. 200 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:26,000 Uh...that is the large hydrotherapy pool. 201 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:28,480 That is the mother and baby sensory centre. 202 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:31,040 This is a standard room. 203 00:09:35,560 --> 00:09:37,040 The beds are Californian 204 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:39,560 with a breathable 12-zone mattress, balcony, 205 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:42,200 dressing area, office suite and waterfall shower. 206 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:46,280 Holy shit. (LAUGHS) 207 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:47,720 Right. 208 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:51,440 Do you mostly work in the maintained sector? 209 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:52,560 (STRAINED) Mm. 210 00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:55,360 Ah! You have a nightclub here too? 211 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:58,520 Ah! No, some minor royal from Kuwait's coming in tomorrow 212 00:09:58,560 --> 00:10:00,760 and they've block-booked half the ward. 213 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,240 Means that we won't be quite as busy as usual. 214 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:06,440 So why don't you get yourself changed 215 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,400 and then I can introduce you to the patient? 216 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:12,760 Patient. 217 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:20,600 (MELANCHOLIC MUSIC) 218 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:50,360 (VENDING MACHINE WHIRS) 219 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:16,800 (HITS FRONT OF MACHINE) 220 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:34,920 Never really understood why people have 221 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:36,600 doctor and nurse fetishes before now. 222 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:44,520 Reckon I could get used to this. 223 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:49,520 What? 224 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,360 (CHATTER) 225 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:57,880 PATIENT: There she is. 226 00:11:57,920 --> 00:11:59,440 (ALL PATIENTS TALK AT ONCE) 227 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:01,880 I will be with you as soon as I can. 228 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:06,760 Get this off to microbiology. 229 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,360 Sweet, no problem. 230 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:12,080 What do you want me to write on the form? 231 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:13,760 The lyrics to the Macarena. 232 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,520 (PAGER BEEPS) 233 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,720 Yeah, hello, obs and gynae on call? 234 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:26,840 Doctor, help me. My vagina's totally fallen out. 235 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,720 Oh, er... O...OK, madam, 236 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:30,400 can you describe what's happening? 237 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:33,360 I'm just pulling your perineum. It's Vicky Houghton. 238 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:36,840 Oh, hi. Um...it's Shruti. 239 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:39,280 (MIMICKING TRACE) I've had old worry-warts on the line 240 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,920 saying that the agency hasn't come through with a registrar. 241 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,160 Yeah, I'm sorry about this, I was wondering if you might 242 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:45,760 - be able to come in. - Yeah, course, love. 243 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:48,240 See a few patients in triage for you, maybe? 244 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:49,520 Yeah, if you don't mind? 245 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,120 Wipe the shit from your arse? 246 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:53,640 Erm... No, I... 247 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:55,640 I'll be over in a flash if it all goes to balls, 248 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:57,360 but I'm sure you'll cope. 249 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:58,640 Mums have been having babies 250 00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:00,440 for thousands of years before us, right? 251 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,400 You'll ace it, mate, OK? 252 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:05,360 Yeah, I will give you a yell if anything... 253 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:06,920 (CALL DISCONNECTS) 254 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:13,560 Are you one of the doctors? 255 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,760 I am the doctors. 256 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:24,920 Why don't you pop your head inside Princess Anne? 257 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:26,960 Excuse me? 258 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,240 Say hi to the lady in the Princess Anne Suite. 259 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:32,280 Patient of Nigel Lockhart's, uncomplicated first pregnancy, 260 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:35,880 cracking along nicely at six centimetres, good epidural. 261 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:37,280 Sure. 262 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,920 And, er, they'll send dinner to your room in about an hour. 263 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,000 It's asparagus risotto today. 264 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:46,120 Really? 265 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:48,200 I know. It's barely in season. 266 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,960 But somebody's already had a word with the kitchen. 267 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,520 (CLEARS THROAT) 268 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:00,120 (QUIETLY) Mrs Mullender. 269 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:02,720 Good evening, Mrs Mullender. 270 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,440 Come. 271 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,760 Mrs Mullender? 272 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,960 Miss. How can I help? 273 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:12,240 Sorry. My name's Adam, I'm one of the doctors. 274 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:15,080 I thought I'd just swing by and see... Ah! 275 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,120 Are you Daddy? 276 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:17,880 (SNORTS WITH LAUGHTER) Are you joking? 277 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,880 Do you want me to serve up? 278 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:22,640 No, leave it there, thank you. 279 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,600 I am so sorry. I didn't mean to assume. 280 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:28,080 There's no daddy. 281 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:30,760 And I've just spent a full week convincing my sister-in-law 282 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:33,880 that she doesn't need to sit with me and mop my brow. 283 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:36,360 It's not like I'd invite her along to a dental extraction. 284 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:38,000 (MISS MULLENDER LAUGHS) 285 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:40,400 We basically use the same equipment, to be fair. 286 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,320 I mean, what does she think we'd even talk about? 287 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:45,840 Pretty sure I don't have eight hours 288 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,320 of polite chit-chat in me, anyway. 289 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:50,360 I was literally saying the exact same thing earlier today. 290 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:53,440 What's wrong with spending a bit of time with yourself? 291 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:55,920 - Mm. - I think we're groomed 292 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:57,680 by society to believe you're dysfunctional 293 00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:58,880 if you're not constantly... 294 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:01,040 Like I say, I don't have eight hours of chit-chat in me. 295 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:02,600 Yes, right. 296 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:07,120 Um, well, give me a shout if you need anything. 297 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:09,000 Erm... 298 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:11,080 I've got some asparagus to deal with. 299 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:12,680 Right. In July?! 300 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,160 AL: Oh, bleeds a lot, doesn't it? 301 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:21,600 SHRUTI: What, when you cut human flesh with a knife? 302 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:23,920 Hold that there for me. 303 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,200 What's that instrument called? 304 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:28,680 It's called the "shut up for a minute 305 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,360 "and let me operate". 306 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:31,640 Sorry. I just... 307 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,600 There's a lot to learn, isn't there? If you could teach me 308 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:38,240 - just a bit then... - (SHRUTI SIGHS SHARPLY) 309 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:40,000 Sorry. 310 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:46,040 Of course. Monopolar diathermy forceps. 311 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:47,520 It applies a high current density 312 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,360 to coagulate the tissue it touches. 313 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,200 Oh, thanks. 314 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,040 SHRUTI: And what's this layer called? 315 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:56,320 Looks like a two-day-old kebab, to be honest. 316 00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:59,400 It's the rectus abdomini. 317 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:02,000 Ugh, smells like an old kebab now too. 318 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:05,000 Right, get your other hand in there and pull. 319 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,360 NURSE: Do you like to give antibiotics at your sections? 320 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,840 No, thanks. What's this bit? 321 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,800 I want to say the bowel? 322 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,760 Do you want to say the uterus instead? You know, 323 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,560 when a mummy and daddy love each other very much? 324 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,360 Oh, yeah, I think I've seen some videos 325 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,600 about that on the internet. 326 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:25,120 OK, make the incision two to three centimetres below 327 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,720 the upper edge of the peritoneum. 328 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:28,880 (AL GROANS) 329 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:31,080 Hand goes round baby's head 330 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,440 and then you remove the retractor. 331 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,840 What, this thing? 332 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,680 Yep. And then hard push at the top. 333 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:40,800 Deliver the first shoulder and ease baby out. 334 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:44,760 Then clamp and cut the cord. 335 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:46,880 (BABY STARTS TO GRIZZLE) 336 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:49,200 Wow. That's amazing. 337 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,680 (BABY CRIES) 338 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,840 Congratulations. 339 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,760 God. That's incredible. 340 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,760 What did you expect to find in there? 341 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,160 I mean, the feeling of... 342 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,840 I guess it just never gets old, does it? 343 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:05,240 Once you've seen one baby, you've kind of seen them all. 344 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,040 That's a bit enthusiastic. Can we get suction, 345 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:11,560 clamps and a couple of large swabs on here, please? 346 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:14,480 - Al, can you...? - (AL GAGS) 347 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:15,920 Are you OK? 348 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,280 Yep. 349 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:20,120 You sure? 350 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,120 Yeah, I'm fine, as long as I don't look at it too much. 351 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,680 Well, don't look at it too much. Suction, please. 352 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:26,840 - OK. - PATIENT: What?! 353 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:28,560 - What was that? - Is everything OK? 354 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:30,160 - Is there a problem? - Are you OK? 355 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,800 - I'm really sorry about that. - What's happening? 356 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:34,400 My colleague has fainted slightly 357 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:35,680 into the operative field. 358 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,520 - Was he in me? I... In... - He's out now. 359 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,120 He's out, he's out now?! 360 00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:41,120 - Yes. - Is he, is he...? Oh, my God! 361 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:43,000 Jesus Christ. Am I going to be all right? 362 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,520 Really sorry, you'll be fine. 363 00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:46,480 It happens more often than you'd think. 364 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:48,840 Maybe just give her some antibiotics, after all? 365 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,520 (AL GROANS GENTLY) 366 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,600 (MICROWAVE BEEPS) 367 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,240 (AL WHIMPERS) 368 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:04,960 You all right? 369 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,000 Is there not, like, an on-call room I can lie down in, 370 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:09,440 just for half an hour? 371 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:11,440 There's not, like. 372 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,880 They got rid of it. I think they were worried 373 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,720 we'd actually manage to get some rest. 374 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:21,080 It's fine. 375 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:24,440 - I'll stay here. - (MICROWAVE PINGS) 376 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,280 There's a scanning couch in the Early Pregnancy Unit 377 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:31,760 you can kip on if you want. 378 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,120 Thanks, love. 379 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:37,040 That better be short for "thanks, lovely doctor". 380 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,760 Sorry, it's a bit of a mission. 381 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:52,600 Almost there. 382 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:55,760 Do you often bring strange men 383 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,440 to dark corners of the hospital? 384 00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,960 Wherever you're going with that, back it up immediately. 385 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:03,000 (SCANNER BEEPS REJECTION) 386 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:04,440 (AL GRUMBLES) 387 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,080 (DOOR UNLOCKS) 388 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:12,280 Make yourself at home. But come and find me 389 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:13,720 on labour ward in an hour, yeah? 390 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:16,200 We've still got loads of patients in triage that we... 391 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,600 (PAGER BEEPS) 392 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,560 Nope, I'll be in AandE, apparently. 393 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:23,000 I'm really sorry about before. In theatre. 394 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:24,880 Yeah, you're not going to last very long 395 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:27,120 if that happens every time you deliver a baby. 396 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,920 I really hope not. 397 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,560 I've always wanted to do obstetrics. 398 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,240 Yeah. So did I. 399 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,640 Be careful what you wish for. 400 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:47,720 You have four new messages. First new message. 401 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:50,400 VERONIQUE: Hello, darling. I hope the shift's going well. 402 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:53,040 Remember to stand up straight. 403 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,920 Nobody wants a doctor who looks like they ring the bells at... 404 00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:59,080 Message deleted. Next new message. 405 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:00,280 Hi, mate, it's Greg. 406 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:02,120 "Emma was just wondering..." 407 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,120 Emma was just wondering if it was you 408 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,520 who left the hot water on. 409 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,240 Look, we'd both be really grateful 410 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:10,000 if you tried not to do that next... 411 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:13,560 Message deleted. Next new message. 412 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,040 HARRY: Hey, Adam. I hope you're OK. 413 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:18,000 Look, do you mind giving me a call? 414 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:20,240 It would be really good to go through... 415 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,360 Message deleted. 416 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:26,080 Last message received today at 7:20pm. 417 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,360 HARRY: Hey, Adam, 418 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,360 I'd really appreciate it if you've got a sec... 419 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:32,520 Message deleted. No more messages. 420 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,840 (SIGHS) 421 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:50,320 (RINGING TONE) 422 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:53,280 HARRY: Oh, hey, how's it going? 423 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,280 Yeah, fine, thanks. 424 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,200 Sorry it's taken a while to call back. 425 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:02,600 Don't stress. You killed Emma yet? 426 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,520 That's why it took me a while to call back, 427 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:07,080 the prison only gives me one call a week. 428 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,520 So I, um...just went ahead 429 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:13,880 and put the rest of your stuff into boxes, if that's OK? 430 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:18,200 Of course. 431 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:23,360 I'll work out a time to, er... come and collect them. 432 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:24,840 Probably won't be next week. 433 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,720 Well, I was thinking I could 434 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:29,160 drop them over at Greg's tomorrow? 435 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,760 Kenzie's off work and his car's back from the garage, so... 436 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,000 (LAUGHS FLATLY) 437 00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:36,120 He didn't hang around, did he? 438 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:37,840 What's that supposed to mean? 439 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,200 I guess I should be grateful he waited until my cock 440 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,080 was actually out of you before he pounced. 441 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,280 You done yet? 442 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:47,640 (SIGHS SHARPLY) 443 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,600 I'll check with Greg what time I can bring them over. 444 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,960 This is fucking ridiculous. 445 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,480 Thanks so much for coming down. How's it going on labour ward? 446 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,240 - Tell me about the patient. - Right. Well, 447 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,680 we've been on the phone to the telephone interpreter service 448 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:16,520 for half an hour now but we're really not getting anywhere. 449 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:19,040 I think he lied on his CV when he said he could speak Hindi. 450 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:21,520 All we know is they're bleeding down below 451 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:22,840 and they're a hermaphrodite. 452 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,680 Yeah, we say intersex. 453 00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:28,360 Yeah, I'd hate to prejudge 454 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:30,400 but I'd be really surprised if he was intersex. 455 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:31,680 How do you know? 456 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,880 The same way I know he's not a kestrel. 457 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,720 Look, it's clearly not androgen insensitivity syndrome, 458 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:39,240 so it's got to be Klinefelter's or de la Chapelle syndrome, 459 00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:40,880 but given his... 460 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:42,640 Don't worry, I'll speak to him. 461 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,080 (CHUCKLES) 462 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:11,800 Not a hermaphrodite. 463 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,040 Haemophiliac. 464 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,680 (PAGER BEEPS AND BUZZES) 465 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,240 - (KNOCK ON DOOR) - Hello? 466 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:42,320 (DOOR OPENS) 467 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:44,800 Not seen you here before. 468 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:46,760 I was hoping you'd forgotten 469 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,840 that I mistook you for a patient's husband. 470 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:50,600 - Oh, no, I meant... - I know. 471 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,520 It's my first shift here. 472 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:55,880 Well, you're a very welcome addition. 473 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:03,360 I normally work for the NHS, where we don't get any, um... 474 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:06,080 - They're called cloches. - I meant food. 475 00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:07,520 Oh. 476 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:10,960 Sorry if I've judged this wrong, but... 477 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,600 ...do you fancy getting a drink one day? 478 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,640 I... 479 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,520 Um... 480 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:19,240 H-How...? Why...? Why did you...? Why'd you think...? 481 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:22,240 Well, it's normally a clue when boys call me Daddy. 482 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,000 So? 483 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:31,120 I'm not really looking for a relationship. 484 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:33,200 That's handy. I'm not offering one. 485 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:39,560 (PANTING AND MOANING) 486 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,840 Call me Daddy. Call me Daddy! 487 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:51,040 (PHONE RINGS) 488 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,680 Hello? 489 00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,480 It's Serena. Can you come down? 490 00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:03,080 Yes, of course. Um...what's up? 491 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:04,560 I need you to chuck on some gloves 492 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,480 and get inside Princess Anne. 493 00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:08,160 The patient's been pushing for an hour, 494 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,720 CTG's not great, so you should probably deliver her. 495 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:11,800 Right away. 496 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:15,200 I've got nothing on my hands at the moment, so... 497 00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:26,600 Not sure I've ever delivered a baby with a semi before. 498 00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,400 Yeah, I know, Trace, it must be very worrying 499 00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:29,640 not having a doctor there. 500 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:32,200 Yeah, I realise any of those things could happen, 501 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:35,320 I'm just dealing with something that actually is happening. 502 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:37,760 (VOMITING AND COUGHING) 503 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,640 OK, look, there's one more patient left in AandE, 504 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:40,880 then I'll be right up. 505 00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:50,920 - Briana "Dal-ziel"? - Yes. 506 00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:53,400 It's "Dee-ell", and we've been waiting here 3.5 hours. 507 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:54,440 Dad! 508 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,480 Yeah, sorry about that, it's been manic today. 509 00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:59,880 Er, OK, so you had a positive pregnancy test two weeks ago, 510 00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:01,640 and now you've got some pain in your right groin? 511 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:02,880 - That's right. - How many people 512 00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,120 do we have to go through this with? 513 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,640 I'm just doing my job, sir. 514 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:09,080 Do you mind if I put a hand on your tummy? 515 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:12,840 Oh! 516 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,200 OK, I'm going to need to exclude 517 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,760 what's called an ectopic pregnancy. 518 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:18,280 That's when a pregnancy implants in a tube 519 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,560 which can potentially rupture, cause a bit of an emergency. 520 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,160 She's been waiting here all bloody night 521 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,080 and now you're telling us it's an emergency? 522 00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:26,320 No, I'm saying I need to make sure it's not an emergency 523 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:28,320 before I send you home, which means doing a scan. 524 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:29,680 And how long's that going to take? 525 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,640 I pay your wages, you know. 526 00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:32,760 Can I have a raise, then? 527 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:35,120 It takes as long as it takes, Dad. 528 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,680 There isn't any out-of-hours scanning, I'm afraid. 529 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,320 Oh, for God's sake! 530 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:41,040 Which means I'll need to keep you in overnight 531 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:43,040 - and do it in the morning. - Fucking NHS. 532 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,280 - Dad. - I'm taking you home. 533 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:45,760 Come on, we've been here long enough. 534 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:46,800 - Dad! - Wait. 535 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:50,120 Maybe there is something I can do. 536 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,360 Yeah, I just didn't expect to pay 15 grand 537 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:57,000 to have the work experience deliver me, Nigel. 538 00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:58,880 (SIGHS) 539 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:01,840 No. I do, I do, I understand. 540 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,240 Absolutely. 541 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:05,280 I'll see you in the... 542 00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:07,000 We will see you in the morning. 543 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,280 Will do. All right, thanks. Give it to him. 544 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:12,320 Oh. 545 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:14,520 Er... 546 00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:17,200 Evening, Kay. Sorry for dumping you in it a bit. 547 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:18,920 Oh, it's not a problem, Mr Lockhart. 548 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:20,680 Yeah, she's nice enough when you get to know her. 549 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:21,720 Just get on with it. 550 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,360 Smile like the Cheshire Cat on nitrous oxide. 551 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,160 I've told her you're my best guy. 552 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:27,520 Thank you, that means a lot. 553 00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,120 Yeah, then again, I told her I was stuck in traffic, 554 00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,880 so take that with a pinch of salt. 555 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:34,520 I'll-I'll bung you a grand for your efforts. 556 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,520 That's...extremely kind, Mr Lockhart. Thank you. 557 00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:39,280 Oh, and I'm going to be stuck in traffic 558 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:43,560 for a fortnight in Corfu next month, if you're interested. 559 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,480 So don't fuck it up. 560 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:46,640 (CALL DISCONNECTS) 561 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:49,480 Thank you. 562 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,600 I'm so sorry you've ended up with the B-Team. 563 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,400 Sometimes things just happen too quickly 564 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:54,600 to get the consultant in. 565 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,040 No. Course. 566 00:27:56,080 --> 00:27:58,160 I'm just grateful you're one of Nigel's guys, 567 00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:59,600 not some flunky in the NHS. 568 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:01,400 (THEY LAUGH) 569 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:02,440 I just don't think 570 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:05,920 I'm a "having a baby in a corridor" kind of person. 571 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:09,200 You made the right decision coming here, that's for sure. 572 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:12,760 Well, wouldn't you? 573 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,880 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 574 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:20,040 Nearly there. You're doing really well. 575 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:23,400 We'll find out what's going on in a second, OK? 576 00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,600 Um, it's usually all locked up this time of night, 577 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,240 but there's an ultrasound machine free in here, 578 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:28,880 - so we can... - (SENSOR BEEPS) 579 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:31,560 (SENSOR CHIRRUPS) 580 00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:35,080 Oh, um...there's a man asleep in there, by the way, but... 581 00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:36,840 - Shit! - Get up. 582 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:37,920 What...? 583 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,320 No offence, but you do not look well. 584 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:47,120 (BRIANA GROANS) 585 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:53,360 Let's have a quick look. 586 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,520 Right. 587 00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:03,600 I can see a lot of blood in your abdomen. 588 00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:07,120 That means that your pregnancy is ectopic, and it's ruptured. 589 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:08,880 - Fucking hell! - Al. Please. 590 00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:10,080 It's fine, she's asleep. 591 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,120 Briana? 592 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:14,160 Shit. 593 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,120 Right, Al, listen to me carefully 594 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:17,480 or this woman is going to die. 595 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,440 Use the phone outside to fast-bleep theatres 596 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:20,560 to say we're coming over, 597 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,480 then call Ms Houghton to come in urgently. 598 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:23,520 Do you understand? 599 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:24,560 I think so. 600 00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:25,640 OK. Quickly - go! 601 00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:30,720 Get me some Venflons and some giving sets. 602 00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:36,160 Briana? 603 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:39,200 Briana, stay with me. You're going to be fine. 604 00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:44,200 (SCREAMS) 605 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:45,240 That's it. 606 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:48,760 OK, and stop pushing and pant for me. 607 00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:52,560 (PANTS) 608 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:53,880 NURSE: Keep going. 609 00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:57,600 Fabulous, well done. 610 00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:00,320 Beautiful baby... 611 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:02,440 ...girl! (CHUCKLES) 612 00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,040 (GURGLING CRY) 613 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:05,400 Hello. 614 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,760 That's what I call a Hollywood delivery. 615 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,280 We got it on the first take. 616 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:15,240 That's it, that's it, that's it. Lovely. 617 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,760 - (CAMERA CLICKS) - Say, "Roquefort"! 618 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:19,000 Gynae theatre's fifth floor. 619 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:21,240 - And they know we're coming? - Yeah. 620 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:22,440 She's going to make it, right? 621 00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:24,040 Just hurry. 622 00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,160 Go get the door. 623 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:30,160 Hurry up! 624 00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:33,800 I meant press the... 625 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:35,960 (LOCK CLICKS) 626 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,000 Oh. 627 00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:42,240 Right. Well, that's me done. 628 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:45,520 You got away without so much as a tear. It's really good. 629 00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,320 You OK up there? 630 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:51,000 - (CRIES) - Hm? Yeah. I think so. 631 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:52,280 "Think"...? 632 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:58,280 Jesus Christ. That's like a litre of the stuff. 633 00:30:58,320 --> 00:30:59,640 Time to earn my money. 634 00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:02,000 Um, you're losing a bit of blood there. 635 00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:05,240 Apologies if it gets a bit busy here while we sort you out. 636 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,840 - One litre PPH and counting. - Right. 637 00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:08,800 Pull the emergency cord and get the cavalry in. 638 00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:11,360 Take the baby off her. Get some monitoring going. 639 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:14,080 Lie her flat. High-flow oxygen. 640 00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,280 Get me a couple of wide-bore cannulas. 641 00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:19,320 (MONITORS BEEP) 642 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:22,280 Very atonic uterus. Let's get a catheter in, 643 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,520 draw up Syntometrine, and get a Synto infusion running. 644 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:26,640 - I'll get the Synto infusion. - This? 645 00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:28,640 No, not nasal prongs. I need a high-flow oxygen mask. 646 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:29,800 And an adult-size cannula. 647 00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,160 - I'll get the cannula. - I'll do it. 648 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,240 Right, you look for some Syntometrine. It's usually 649 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,240 - here in the second drawer. - How hard was that? 650 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,160 Someone take over the fundal massage. 651 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:41,640 (PATIENT BREATHES HEAVILY) 652 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:43,240 Don't worry, Kathleen. 653 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:46,360 Get some Carboprost and Misoprostol ready for me. 654 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,080 I'm not sure if we have any of them. 655 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,320 Course you do. You must do. 656 00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,360 (KATHLEEN MOANS) 657 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:52,960 Where are the doctors? I need doctors. 658 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,760 Inform haematology, a couple of anaesthetists 659 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:57,520 and let interventional radiology know 660 00:31:57,560 --> 00:31:58,560 that we might need them. 661 00:31:58,600 --> 00:31:59,640 Our anaesthetist is on his way, 662 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:01,200 but there aren't any of those other ones here. 663 00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,240 Get Mr Lockhart on the phone now. 664 00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:06,560 I need six units of O negative 665 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,560 before the crossmatched blood is available. 666 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,760 - We only keep two units here. - I need six units of blood, 667 00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,960 I'm not negotiating a discount on bathroom tiles here. 668 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,120 (KATHLEEN GASPS) 669 00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:17,480 Could someone call my brother, please? 670 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,440 That's a lot of blood we're chucking in. 671 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,000 Be good if we could start? 672 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,120 I'm just the SHO. I've not done it before. 673 00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:24,160 I've not even seen it before. 674 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,840 Didn't you say we need to operate now? 675 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,840 I mean my consultant needs to do it. She's nearly here - 676 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:30,080 she was just around the corner two minutes ago. 677 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,480 Just like a cab is always round the corner? 678 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:34,920 Labour ward are on the phone. 679 00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:37,200 They've got a massive post-partum haemorrhage 680 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:38,240 coming over in an ambulance. 681 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:39,720 Well, I can only be in one theatre at once. 682 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:41,320 Shall I go there? 683 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,760 - And do what? Faint? - What? No. 684 00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:45,000 That was just a blood sugar thing. 685 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:46,440 What do you want me to tell them? 686 00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,760 I can't leave until Ms Houghton's here. 687 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,520 I could have a go. 688 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:02,320 Scalpel, please. 689 00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:09,120 Here we go. 690 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:12,360 Fucking doors! 691 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,560 Stood there banging for five minutes 692 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,320 before a cleaner found me. 693 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:17,880 Even fucking Cinderella 694 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:20,560 got back through the door after midnight. 695 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,160 We got stuck in a corridor too. 696 00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:25,000 Wow. That's a great story. 697 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:27,040 Well, we're all here now. Remind me. 698 00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:30,000 32 years old, confirmed ruptured ectopic 699 00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:31,800 with significant peritoneal bleeding. 700 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:33,600 - You scanned her yourself? - Yeah. 701 00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:36,400 Fuck me with forceps! You are stepping up. 702 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,320 There's an ambulance transfer coming into labour ward, 703 00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:39,600 so you stay here and do this. 704 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,520 I'm going to go and sort that out. 705 00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:42,720 Will do, boss. 706 00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:46,480 I'll crack on here, then. She'll be right as rain. 707 00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:49,800 (DOWNBEAT MUSIC) 708 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,240 Major PPH. 709 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:04,280 Lost three litres or so. 710 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:06,920 delivered an hour ago at St Agnes. 711 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:09,320 Er, how many units has she had? 712 00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:10,800 Two at the hospital, one in the ambulance. 713 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:12,400 Three, two, one. 714 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:16,640 Thank you. 715 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:19,800 She's very tachy. 716 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,960 Let's hook her up to a couple more bottles of house red. 717 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000 - Are you happy to scribe? - Sure. 718 00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:26,840 Tracy, bleep the on-call haematologist, 719 00:34:26,880 --> 00:34:29,360 we need to discuss plasma and cryo and all that. 720 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:30,400 Right. 721 00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,880 What's she had in the way of uterotonics? 722 00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,600 Just Syntometrine, and the Synto infusion that's running. 723 00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,120 Want to give her some Misoprostol? 724 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:40,000 Protocol is Carboprost first. 725 00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:41,880 Carboprost! 726 00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:42,920 Good point. 727 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:44,440 Right, let's get her legs up. 728 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:47,680 I'm going to run through the four Ts. 729 00:34:47,720 --> 00:34:50,120 Tone. Uterus is boggy. 730 00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:51,360 Er, she's had Syntometrine, 731 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:54,440 a Synto infusion is running and she's having Carboprost. 732 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:56,200 Tissue. Was the placenta complete? 733 00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:57,240 Yes. 734 00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,000 - Trauma. Any tears? - No. 735 00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,160 Thrombin. Any pertinent history? 736 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:02,520 Um...nothing. 737 00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:04,240 Right, make sure to send a clotting. 738 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:07,040 Done. That's in, and blood running. 739 00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:37,400 Yet another transfer from St Hopeless. 740 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:38,960 Mm. 741 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,160 One day they're going to kill someone, you know? 742 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,200 It's a shame we don't see any of the cash 743 00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:45,400 those poor patients spend. 744 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,120 (SHE TUTS) 745 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:58,480 Nice work tonight, by the way. 746 00:35:58,520 --> 00:35:59,960 Ms Houghton's basically, er, 747 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,880 writing a four-act opera about how great you are. 748 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,080 Is it wrong for me to feel proud? 749 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:19,000 You're so...good. 750 00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:22,320 Mm-hm. 751 00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:27,640 You still pissed off with me? About the engagement party? 752 00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:28,800 No, I'm just tired. 753 00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:30,280 I really am sorry. 754 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,320 It's fine. 755 00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,920 Anyway, you're only as good as your last patient, aren't you? 756 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:36,640 I bloody hope not. 757 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,520 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry, I completely forgot. 758 00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:47,760 Exam results were out yesterday. 759 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,080 Yeah. 760 00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:51,600 And...? 761 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:55,440 I passed. 762 00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:57,920 That's amazing, Shruts. Well done. 763 00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:01,800 I mean, obviously you did. (CHUCKLES) 764 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:06,560 Well...we need to celebrate. What you doing tomorrow night? 765 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,640 I'm off after nights. 766 00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:14,480 Well, whenever, you know. The offer's there. 767 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:20,400 Well...enjoy your break... 768 00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,440 ...and see you soon for the next instalment. 769 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:25,760 Yeah, I'll see ya. 770 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,080 See ya. Kay? 771 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,400 I'm sorry. I really did try. 772 00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,680 Didn't we say no feet on the table, Adam? 773 00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:14,280 So, how was your first private shift? 774 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,720 Yeah, it was fine, thanks. 775 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,920 Isn't that chandelier in the entrance hall stunning? 776 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,840 You know, it wasn't all right, it was awful. 777 00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:33,760 Attempted murder with a side order of asparagus risotto. 778 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,880 (LAUGHING) What do you mean? 779 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,680 Look, you don't have to listen to me 780 00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:45,160 and you probably won't, but I have to say this. 781 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:48,040 Go private for your bunions or your haemorrhoids. 782 00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,200 But not for your baby, it's not safe. 783 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,440 Don't be ridiculous. 784 00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:58,200 Yes, they've got fancy uniforms and a pillow menu. 785 00:38:58,240 --> 00:38:59,840 But do you really want that chandelier 786 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:01,000 to be the last thing you see 787 00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:03,320 before they cart you off for the NHS to save your life? 788 00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,040 That hospital was not prepared, 789 00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:08,120 and my patient nearly died last night. 790 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:09,160 You serious? 791 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:10,720 Absolutely. 792 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:16,000 Save your money. Spend it on, like, 20 holidays. 793 00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:20,840 Thank you, Adam. 794 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:24,000 I really appreciate your honesty. 795 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:27,840 Come on. 796 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:29,640 (THEY LAUGH) 797 00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:31,200 Oh! 798 00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:34,560 Although it'd be two holidays. 799 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:37,520 Or one proper summer one. 800 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,800 Whoopsie. 801 00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:04,800 (SENSOR BEEPS) 802 00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:08,480 Ah, the fragrant air of underfunding. 803 00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:25,080 What's going on? What's happened? 804 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:44,920 Tracy? 805 00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,640 Adam, er... 806 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,200 (TEARFULLY) ...I don't know what she was thinking. 807 00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,280 What? 808 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:26,280 (RINGING TONE) 809 00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:27,480 Hey, it's Harry. 810 00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:30,640 I can't take your call right now, but leave a message... 811 00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:42,800 (SIGHS)